Friday, November 12, 2010

Friday! Busy weekend planned.

I'm going to be busy all weekend so I most likely won't update until Monday. Don't worry though, I'll still be around to respond and read comments and other things. Also maybe I'll work on doing the layout editing that I keep claiming I'm going to do. lol yeah right.

I'm having trouble thinking of content for daily postings. I'm thinking I'm going to drop down to 2 or 3 a week. I don't need to drive my creativeness into bankruptcy haha. I'd rather not just half ass something for content anyways.

Anyways, I have to leave you guys with something. So here's a link, I'm not going to say what it is. I apologize in advance.

So I'm off, I have some angry emails to write to flag hating teachers. I'm totally using the cap locks key.

Thursday, November 11, 2010


I am so happy to see Conan O'Brien back on TV. His new show Conan is hilarious. He hasn't missed a beat, it's like he never took a break. You could air Conan as Late Night and you'd never tell the difference. 

Anyone that hasn't already, I urge you to check it out. It airs at 11pm on TBS, right before George Lopez, who is equally as hilarious. 

Fun fact: Lopez's show was moved back an hour to make room for Conan. At first this seems hypocritical since this is the reason Conan left NBC. But Conan actually refused TBS's offer, saying he wasn't willing to do Lopez what had happened to him. Only after Lopez contacted him and persuaded him to do the show, did he finally accept. 

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Like linear RPGs? Try this game "The Linear RPG"

Taking the term linear to an extreme level, the Linear RPG cuts out all the crap that bogs down normal RPGs (like graphics and gameplay and characters) and just gives you a story line and a line to follow. And by line I mean a line. There's no exploring, just follow the line. The game knows you just want to know how the story plays out. It also fights the random battles for you.

Controls are simple. Right progresses the story, left backtracks. HP meter is the top left, EXP is the top right, and your level is at the bottom. The text you can barely see in the background is the story line. The dots are inns that restore your HP.

Have fun grinding levels by pressing left and right a bunch of times.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Black ops today. Not much else to say.

Black ops released today, as if you needed to be told. Otherwise today is a boring day.

Here's a crazy turtle launching game if you're bored too.

Also, since I mentioned robots with laser eyes, google decided my blog was a good place to advertise laser eye surgery. I don't know about you but having a giant death machine perform trying to perform surgery with it's giant eye laser just doesn't seem efficient.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Krogoths - 13 years later and still emasculates the rest of the RTS world.

I'm going to get this out of the way right now, if you're under 16 years old this will probably mean nothing to you. And that's okay, because everyone knows you aren't real gamers anyways. "But but but my first console was a playstation!" Yeah exactly.

Unleashed upon the world in 1997, the Krogoth was and still is the absolute badass of the RTS world. There has never been more of a walking GG I WIN death machine since. Letting your opponent build one of these is probably the biggest fuck up a person can make, second only to installing AOL onto your computer.

I like to think the Core designed the Krogoth to compensate for their extremely small manhoods.

The Krogoth was the Core's special unit in the old school RTS, Total Annihilation, Core expansion. This mofo had an exploding artillery cannon on each arm , two extremely long range homming missile launchers on it's back, and a giant freaking eye laser. All of which could target different things, meaning this guy shot at 5 targets at a time. By far the most badass OP unit in RTS history.

It could even kill a few Marauders.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Daylight savings

Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour. Because I sure did. D: